So, I don't like elephants. In fact, I am completely creeped out by their skin. If you have a fear of paper bags, pret napkins or cardboard paper -- you understand how I feel! Jason has been dying to ride one and thus it went on the honeymoon list -- twice. I couldn't say enough about not wanting to ride the damn things at the wedding... So, on to the money shots. Round One -- Jaipur.

Here is the path the elephants take you up. We are waiting to "board" an elephant. I am sweating and nervous. For the first time in days my sweat has nothing to do with the heat!

This is the couple in front of us. Look how everyone else is enjoying themselves!!

Jason made me smile. He wanted me to fake fun. So I did. Look at him laughing. We are on the elephant now and I am so creeped out.

Here's how I really felt. Thanks so much for the wedding present guys! I just loved it! :))))))

And finally we are done. So long elephants!!